Oct 31 == Dec 25
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I can’t access git.
I guess I have… commitment issues!
Read More: How did the programmer die in the shower?
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I could tell you a joke about UDP but I don’t know if you would get it.
It’s better than my TCP joke – I have to keep telling it over and over again.
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The first 90% of a project takes 90% of development time.
The last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
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25 Funny Dogs for Wed, Jul 16
Get ready to smile from ear to ear! These adorable and hilarious pups are sure to brighten your day with their silly antics, goofy expressions, and lovable personalities. Whether they’re caught in a hilarious pose or just being their charmingly clumsy selves, these dogs prove that a good laugh is always just a wag away. So grab some snacks, settle in, and prepare for a delightful dose of canine comedy that’s guaranteed to make you say, “That’s my kind of funny!”
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35 Cute Cats for Wed, Jul 16
Here is a collection of 35 cute cats to make your day wonderful.
Laughing is always more delightful when it’s accompanied by adorable feline faces. Whether it’s a silly expression, a quirky pose, or those mischievous eyes that seem to know a secret, lolcats and their funny antics have a special way of brightening our day. These cute cats prove that sometimes, all you need for a good laugh is a little pawsitivity and the charm of our feline friends. So sit back, enjoy this collection, and prepare to be entertained by the adorable, hilarious world of cats!
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Read More: 26 Lolcats for Thu, Jul 17
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My Cat Called Google
These are personal photos of my cat called Google.
Google is a very playful and curious Mumbai cat.
We found him as a little kitten near my home.
He is 5 years old now and very happy with us.
If you have a cat, I can publish his or her photos.
Just email me.
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This is Google’s best friend, our other cat Pupa. She died of old age 2 years ago. 8.
Pupa is relaxing in the sun. 9.
Google and Pupa together. 10.
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How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
Read More: Why do programmers keep confusing Halloween and Christmas?
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Why did the two Java methods get a divorce?
Because they had constant arguments.
Read More: I could tell you a joke about UDP but I don’t know if you would get it.