Because they had constant arguments.
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Category: Programmer Jokes
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I’d tell them a UDP joke
but there’s no guarantee that they would get it.
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Everyone keeps telling me “if you want to go to clown school, then submit your application, Jason”
But they’re only accepting speaking roles, and I’m more of a mime type.
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what did the C++ spiritual guru say?
“this” is a pointer to “self”
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My executables know they’re garbage
They go straight to the bin folder
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Why the FOSS enthusiast doesn’t use dating apps?
Because they don’t allow self-ghosting
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays
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