Any joke can be a one-liner with enough semicolons.
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Category: Programmer Jokes
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What’s the best one-liner programming joke you know?
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs
you take one down and patch it around, 125 little bugs in the code
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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A programmer walks into a bar
sits down next to a pretty girl and says “I’m making a pull request.”
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I can’t access git.
I guess I have… commitment issues!
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I could tell you a joke about UDP but I don’t know if you would get it.
It’s better than my TCP joke – I have to keep telling it over and over again.
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The first 90% of a project takes 90% of development time.
The last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
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How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
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